What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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