One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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