Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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