There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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