im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Someone came in the potted fern
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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