Non-Jews are for practice
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Someone came in the potted fern
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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