Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Sorry about my life...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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