It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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