This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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