Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
This is my gift to your gina
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
its liver damage thursday
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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