**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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