Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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