it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
this must be what syphilis tastes like
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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