what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You don't make any sense
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