weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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