He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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