please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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