hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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