her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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