Christians are straight up FREAKS
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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