Quick, to the slutcave!
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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