Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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