Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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