He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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