Having a random hookup so left but love u
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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