From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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