My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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