# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND