No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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