My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
