bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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