Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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