I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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