They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm like, not good at living.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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