Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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