Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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