His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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