Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
how drunk are you?
Several
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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