weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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