how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Boobs speak an international language.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
How does it feel to date your dad?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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