It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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