She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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