If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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