Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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