no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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