So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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