If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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