I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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