matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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