Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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