Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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