Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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