1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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