He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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