Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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