You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Randomize
