at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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