i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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