are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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