Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Barsexuality is the new black.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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